Ok, here are some rules to keep the forums nice & tidy before I start banning users:
Post topics with relevant and easy to search titles
No spamming, and watch the language
Do not threaten
ANYONE especially moderators
English is the only language used here unless otherwise told
Do not post (im)mature content
Do not change the topic of a post
Do not spam Emoticons!!! (Five is a good number)
Keep these rules in mind and plan to never come in contact with a moderator or admin!